The Republic of Audrey 39 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.97 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 95.2 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 48,340 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, museum employees look down on short people, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and Audrey 39 has designated Audrey 39 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 39's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Audrey 39 is ranked 218,989^th in the world and 5,668^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.